Unsere Firma hat scheinbar gerade festgestellt, daß am Jahresende zuviel Geld übrig ist. Deshalb gibt es jetzt Englischkurse für "Bedürftige" - sogar inhouse.
Für qualifiziertes Lehrpersonal à la Lothar "Loddar" Matthäus wird das Budget aber wohl nicht reichen, weshalb ich mal Günter Stössel und sein einzigartiges Lehrbuch vorschlagen werde:
Hier die Lektion 1:
Günter Stössel hat geschrieben:
1. Dimension cinder hide fuller rough gear!
2. Hide warmer fie in guy-sell-wind, in kid-singer, in hoof on in by-ride. On des mid sipped-sick light!
3. Dun warmer in an cuff - net a moll a guest house hum day doe! – Simmer weeder hum.
4. My show cinder fuller drag - oh way!
5. Ulcer mere dander hide my face way!
6. Woe is adds blows weeder dare show level?
7. Mere dandy bah way - on my grides - highland sacrament!
8. Is next moll gamma a whang in tear garden - des is dun net a zoo wide.
9. Amazed hulled a whang mare doe – fear sigh shoal - dare is a guns fowler suck.
10. Dosed adds des bills endly hair?
11. Shower moll doe dreamer, way dare sigh beer night shit - fuller gear!
12. War shines hatter dun umbrella.
13. Abroad handle udder a faddle buck handle is mere fie labour way dry crowd wiggle.
14. Mines where adds a shy-feller mid rower glace.
15. A him bear ice hobby fie ah doe!
16. Adds is fie dry faddle dryer, get hum adds, ear cypher!
17. Hand wag - des is my cuddle geld! Gly very nourish!
18. How blows up adds - des is fie a rougher - dare hotter hand way gloe daggle!
19. Whence net unders gate - no housed he, dusty light ear fried hum - whence shepherd!
20. Ear side quiz blade won - Hop - adds getter hum - dusters whist!
21. Where is den dare doe dreamer?
22. Descant my grocer sigh! My grocer is a dibble inch.
23. Miner is doll matcher. - Miner is upper elder way diner.
24. Hide is a hits, dow must shower dust net I gazed!
25. Dare doe - des easter murder: mere shined, dander visions!
26. Doe, adds hammer in drag - dare keel shrunk is he - des beer is bray warm!
27. Adds drift dare des door net! Doe Kennedy nourish van!
28. Fore shine control! Fore guest, daddy for shine rouse!
29. Hide hobby fie my auto oh shame main!
30. A shunt is des! - dare mist hooble cat in shredder!
31. Dare auto handler consign mist weeder home - den shy-scramble doe!
32. O. K.! Louder K! Sixty K, booby? Doe dreamer since, decay!
33. Ulcer good, hog massy a whang hair doe.
34. Aggressors beer hum day doe quiz net - ay?!
35. Fear den doe fie blows a glance beer... dare hot namely sign fearer shine ashed side hide weeder.
36. Sew, adds solidify lung some hum gay.
37. Low manner blows do my row! Signer blows do lies! Brill me net a zoo oh!
38. Way an mention blows a zoo a blade sin I felt - des buggy fie net!