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MEDICAL ALERT - CONTAGIOUS VIRUS

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Shit, ich bin infiziert! Da muss ich wohl heute Abend sofort die Gegenmittel einwerfen

Puh, bin ich froh, dass ich intuitiv schon zum Gegenmittel gegriffen habe

ob da absinth hilft?

Nee, nur WINE und BEER

die hatten nur zuwenig grips etwas zu finden das auf
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Quark, das wirkt einfach nicht!

aber quark wirkt?

Yo, wenn man Bier einrührt.

schlaf gut bengt