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5 Germans in a Audi Quattro

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: " It`sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."

" Vot do you mean it`z illegal?" asks the German driver.

" Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

" Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" , the Germans retort
unbelievingly. " Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."

" You can`ta pulla thata one on me!" , replies the Italian customs agent. "
Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are
thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, - " You idiot! Call your supervisor over,
I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

" Sorry" , responds the Italian official, " he can`ta come. He`sa busy with
2 guys in a Fiat Uno.

man soll das bitte auch mit den akzenten vorlesen.